No frills. No fuss. No problem.
FLOCUTS
The super cheap, super fast alternative to cutting your hair. $1 per minute. That's it.
Live Cut Simulator
Total
$0.00
What We Do
Services
One tool. One price structure. Infinite possibilities (within the reach of a Flowbee).
The Standard Flo
Sit in a lawn chair. Get Flowbee'd. Done. Most cuts take 8-12 minutes.
Drive-Thru Flo
Got a sunroof? Don't even get out. We reach in, you drive off fresh.
The Hose Down
Head filthy? We'll hose you off. Free. Come back when you're dry.
Speed Flo
Just the top. Just the sides. You tell us where to stop. Timer is ticking.
The Midnight Flo
Get fresh before the discotech. Late night cuts for night owls. We don't judge.
The Urban Flo
NYC portable flos. We follow you on the sidewalk, elevator, office. Ghostbuster-style vacuum packs. We come to you.
Power Flo
Between power meetings. Quick trim in the conference room. Look sharp, close deals.
Personal Flo
Your own dedicated Flocut technician. Follows you 24/7 with a discreet Flowbee system hidden out of sight. Fresh on demand. Anytime. Anywhere.
Remember: $1/minute. Timer starts when the Flowbee touches your head. Timer stops when we're done. Simple.
Real Customers. Real Cuts.
The Flo in Action
No filters. No fancy lighting. Just real people getting real haircuts in real yards.
Classic yard cut - $9.50
Urban Flo - NYC Mobile
Drive-thru special
Midnight Flo - Pre-club fresh
The Hose Down - FREE
Power Flo - Corporate
Another satisfied customer
Precision Flowbee work
Fresh cut, fresh vibes
Want to be featured? Tag us @flocuts_xyz after your cut
Real Customers. Real Cuts.
What People Are Saying
Don't just take our word for it. These folks got Flowbee'd and lived to tell the tale.
"I've done my own stunts, ridden motorcycles at 150mph, and trained in Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu. But nothing... NOTHING... prepared me for the raw efficiency of the Flowbee. $11.47 for a haircut that would cost me $400 in LA. Breathtaking."
Keanu Reeves
Actor, Nice Guy
"I signed up for the Personal Flo. My technician Marcus follows me everywhere with a briefcase that secretly contains the Flowbee. Nobody knows. Not my agent. Not Amal. I get touched up between takes, during interviews, even at the Oscars bathroom. $2,500/month? Worth every penny for hair this good."
George Clooney
Actor, Coffee Enthusiast
"My barber charges $35 and I gotta wait 45 minutes. Here? In and out in 9 minutes. Best $9 I ever spent. The vacuum noise is actually relaxing."
Mike T.
Construction Worker
"Got all 3 kids done in under 30 minutes. Through the sunroof. While they watched tablets. This is the future of parenting."
Sarah K.
Busy Mom
"I calculated the ROI on my Flocut vs my old barber. At $1/minute, I'm saving $847 annually. That's a lot of oat milk lattes."
Dave R.
Tech Bro
"They hosed me down first. For free. I've never felt more alive. 10/10 would get hosed again."
Linda M.
Retired Teacher
Want to be featured? Get your Flo and tag us @flocuts_xyz
Know Before You Go
The Rules
We keep it simple. Here's how FLOCUTS works.
500+
Heads Flowbee'd
8.3
Avg. Minutes Per Cut
$0
Scissors Purchased
BUSINESS OPPORTUNITY
Own a FLOCUTS Franchise
Got a yard? Got $4,990? You're basically qualified. No experience needed. We'll teach you everything in under 15 minutes.
Backyard Flo
$4,990
Start cutting in your own yard. Classic setup.
- 1 Flowbee
- 1 Shop Vac
- 1 Lawn Chair
- Yard Sign
- Training Video
Urban Flo
$12,990
NYC-style mobile unit. Ghostbuster pack included.
- 1 Flowbee
- Backpack Vacuum
- Black/Yellow Jumpsuit
- Manhattan Territory
- Elevator Certification
Multi-Flo
$24,990
Run a whole operation. Multiple chairs. Big yard energy.
- 3 Flowbees
- Industrial Vac
- 5 Lawn Chairs
- Regional Territory
- Priority Support
Low Startup Cost
$4,990. That's it. No buildout. No lease. No fancy equipment. Just you, a Flowbee, and ambition.
Work Anywhere
Your yard. Their yard. A parking lot. Central Park. If there's an outlet, you're in business.
Quick ROI
At $1/min, you break even after ~50 haircuts. Most franchisees hit that in week one.
What You Get (It's Not Much, But It's Honest)
Application takes 2 minutes. Approval takes 2 more. We're not picky.
Questions
FAQ
Yeah, we get asked these a lot.
Find Us
Come Get Cut
The Yard
742 Evergreen Terrace
Look for the lawn chair and the Flowbee
Hours
When it's not raining
Usually 9am - Sunset
Contact
Just show up. Or text the number on the sign.
Drive-Thru Instructions:
- 1. Open sunroof
- 2. Pull up to the designated spot
- 3. Stick head through sunroof
- 4. Get Flowbee'd
- 5. Pay and drive off looking fresh
Limited Time
$1
/minute
First cut? Timer starts 30 seconds late.
Our way of saying welcome.
Payment: Cash only