FLOCUTS

No frills. No fuss. No problem.

FLOCUTS

The super cheap, super fast alternative to cutting your hair. $1 per minute. That's it.

Live Cut Simulator

0.00min

Total

$0.00

No scissors
Hose available
Drive-thru ready
$1/MIN +++NO SCISSORS +++FLOWBEE ONLY +++DRIVE-THRU AVAILABLE +++HOSE IF NEEDED +++OUTDOOR CUTS +++CASH ONLY +++$1/MIN +++NO SCISSORS +++FLOWBEE ONLY +++DRIVE-THRU AVAILABLE +++HOSE IF NEEDED +++OUTDOOR CUTS +++CASH ONLY +++$1/MIN +++NO SCISSORS +++FLOWBEE ONLY +++DRIVE-THRU AVAILABLE +++HOSE IF NEEDED +++OUTDOOR CUTS +++CASH ONLY +++$1/MIN +++NO SCISSORS +++FLOWBEE ONLY +++DRIVE-THRU AVAILABLE +++HOSE IF NEEDED +++OUTDOOR CUTS +++CASH ONLY +++

What We Do

Services

One tool. One price structure. Infinite possibilities (within the reach of a Flowbee).

The Standard Flo
$8-12avg

The Standard Flo

Sit in a lawn chair. Get Flowbee'd. Done. Most cuts take 8-12 minutes.

Drive-Thru Flo
$10-15avg

Drive-Thru Flo

Got a sunroof? Don't even get out. We reach in, you drive off fresh.

The Hose Down
FREE

The Hose Down

Head filthy? We'll hose you off. Free. Come back when you're dry.

Speed Flo
$5-8avg

Speed Flo

Just the top. Just the sides. You tell us where to stop. Timer is ticking.

The Midnight Flo
$12-18after 10pm

The Midnight Flo

Get fresh before the discotech. Late night cuts for night owls. We don't judge.

The Urban Flo
NYC Special
$15-25mobile

The Urban Flo

NYC portable flos. We follow you on the sidewalk, elevator, office. Ghostbuster-style vacuum packs. We come to you.

Power Flo
$10-15corporate

Power Flo

Between power meetings. Quick trim in the conference room. Look sharp, close deals.

Personal Flo
VIP Concierge
$2,500/month

Personal Flo

Your own dedicated Flocut technician. Follows you 24/7 with a discreet Flowbee system hidden out of sight. Fresh on demand. Anytime. Anywhere.

Remember: $1/minute. Timer starts when the Flowbee touches your head. Timer stops when we're done. Simple.

Real Customers. Real Cuts.

The Flo in Action

No filters. No fancy lighting. Just real people getting real haircuts in real yards.

Customer getting a Flowbee haircut in the yard

Classic yard cut - $9.50

Urban Flo technician with Ghostbuster-style vacuum pack

Urban Flo - NYC Mobile

Drive-thru haircut through sunroof

Drive-thru special

Late night Flowbee cut before the club

Midnight Flo - Pre-club fresh

Customer getting hosed down before haircut

The Hose Down - FREE

Executive getting a quick cut between meetings

Power Flo - Corporate

Happy customer with fresh haircut

Another satisfied customer

Flowbee haircut in progress in driveway

Precision Flowbee work

Happy customer showing off haircut

Fresh cut, fresh vibes

Want to be featured? Tag us @flocuts_xyz after your cut

Know Before You Go

The Rules

We keep it simple. Here's how FLOCUTS works.

We only use the Flowbee
No scissors. Ever.
No fancy shampoos
We cut outside, in the yard
Head dirty? We hose you down
You come back when dry
Drive-thru via sunroof? Yep.
If the Flowbee reaches, you get cut
Appointments optional (but smart)
Cash only

500+

Heads Flowbee'd

8.3

Avg. Minutes Per Cut

$0

Scissors Purchased

BUSINESS OPPORTUNITY

Own a FLOCUTS Franchise

Got a yard? Got $4,990? You're basically qualified. No experience needed. We'll teach you everything in under 15 minutes.

Backyard Flo

$4,990

Start cutting in your own yard. Classic setup.

  • 1 Flowbee
  • 1 Shop Vac
  • 1 Lawn Chair
  • Yard Sign
  • Training Video
Most Popular

Urban Flo

$12,990

NYC-style mobile unit. Ghostbuster pack included.

  • 1 Flowbee
  • Backpack Vacuum
  • Black/Yellow Jumpsuit
  • Manhattan Territory
  • Elevator Certification

Multi-Flo

$24,990

Run a whole operation. Multiple chairs. Big yard energy.

  • 3 Flowbees
  • Industrial Vac
  • 5 Lawn Chairs
  • Regional Territory
  • Priority Support

Low Startup Cost

$4,990. That's it. No buildout. No lease. No fancy equipment. Just you, a Flowbee, and ambition.

Work Anywhere

Your yard. Their yard. A parking lot. Central Park. If there's an outlet, you're in business.

Quick ROI

At $1/min, you break even after ~50 haircuts. Most franchisees hit that in week one.

What You Get (It's Not Much, But It's Honest)

One Flowbee (we show you which end to hold)
One shop vac (any brand, we don't care)
One garden hose (for the filthy ones)
Exclusive territory (your yard + neighbor's if they're cool)
Training video (12 minutes, mostly common sense)
Official FLOCUTS lawn chair (yellow, foldable)
Unlimited text support (we respond eventually)

Application takes 2 minutes. Approval takes 2 more. We're not picky.

Questions

FAQ

Yeah, we get asked these a lot.

Find Us

Come Get Cut

The Yard

742 Evergreen Terrace
Look for the lawn chair and the Flowbee

Hours

When it's not raining
Usually 9am - Sunset

Contact

Just show up. Or text the number on the sign.

Drive-Thru Instructions:

  1. 1. Open sunroof
  2. 2. Pull up to the designated spot
  3. 3. Stick head through sunroof
  4. 4. Get Flowbee'd
  5. 5. Pay and drive off looking fresh

Limited Time

$1

/minute

First cut? Timer starts 30 seconds late.
Our way of saying welcome.

Payment: Cash only